Top Ten Places to Build a Snowman

10) Where prohibited by law.
9) Right smack in the center of I-95 during rush hour.
8) Next to the one your pet monkey built!
7) At the end of the line for the women's restroom looking as though its bladder is about to explode.
6) At the beach.
5) Near the equator.
4) Inside the phone booth with a receiver in hand.
3) Any third world country where a snowman is considered a religious symbol.
2) Outside the Taco Bell drivethru with a sign saying "FEED ME!"
1) In a hospital elevator with a sign saying "HELP ME I'M FROZEN INSIDE THIS SNOWMAN!"